Electorate 064

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Anthony: "Yes?"

Colin: "Has Tim been around?"

Anthony: "Nope."



Colin: "Do you know where he is?"

Anthony: "Nope."

Colin: "It's just that he won't answer his phone."

Anthony: "Listen, I am sorry, but I have bigger things to worry about at the moment, so either you leave now or you help me take this shit to Ange's."



Colin: "What is it?"

Anthony: "Food."



Colin: "That's a lot of food."



Anthony: "Not really. Take."

Colin: "It's heavy."

Anthony: "It's full of food."

Colin: "Right."



Colin: "Are we walking the entire way?"

Anthony: "Tim took the car, so yes."

Colin: "It's his car."

Anthony: "I didn't say otherwise."







Colin: "You're not in a very good mood."

Anthony: "I'm not, no."

Colin: "Because of Tim?"

Anthony: "Seriously? Are you serious?"

Colin: "Yeah, I guess."





Anthony: "No, not because of Tim. The world doesn't revolve around Tim."

Colin: "You sound like Angie."





Colin: "Maybe she's possessed you."

Anthony: "Was that meant to be a joke?"

Colin: "Sorry."

Anthony: "Okay, listen. I really am very stressed out, so don't talk about Tim, because I really don't care about his drama at the moment, and don't make stupid jokes about Ange, because everything you say about her makes me want to punch you in the face at the best of times, and this really isn't the best of times. Deal?"





Colin: "You really sound like her."

Anthony: "Being annoyed by people who are being annoying isn't a trait exclusive to Ange."



Colin: "Okay, your turn. I'm sorry you're stressed, but I'm not your verbal punching bag and threatening me with violence makes me not want to do shit for you. Also, I'm actually doing shit for you, remember?"

Anthony: "No, you're right. Sorry."





Colin: "How long have you guys known each other?"

Anthony: "Since creche, I think. We sort of latched on to each other in primary school, though."

Colin: "And you got her temper."



Anthony: "Not usually. Sort of."

Colin: "What'd she get?"





Anthony: "I know she treats you like crap and you think she's really mean or whatever, but she's not."

Colin: "Despite all evidence to the contrary."



Anthony: "You shit her, that's all. She holds grudges."

Colin: "Great."

Anthony: "No, really. She'll get over it eventually."

Colin: "All I did was show up and she hates me."



Anthony: "You tell her she eats too much. You're rude. She told me you said she didn't have emotions, and to her that's as good as saying she's not human. That isn't funny. I'm not even going to start on the crap with the paintings, except to say that Junko painted those."

Colin: "Junko is...?"

Anthony: "Her grandmother."





Anthony: "Anyway. Thanks for carrying that. Don't come in."