crushthecamera | Electorate 079

Anna: "Timmy!"

Tim: "Hey."

Anna: "Come in, idiot. It's raining."

Anna: "What are you doing here?"

Ruth: "Who is it?"

Anna: "It's Timmy."

Tim: "Hi, mum."

Ruth: "Come here! Why didn't you tell us you were coming?"

Tim: "It was a bit short notice."

Ruth: "What on earth have you done to your hair?"

Anna: "It looks like it hasn't been brushed in months."

Tim: "This is me we're talking about."

Ruth: "Oh, well, never mind. You're just in time for breakfast."

Anna: "Typical."

Anna: "Timmy's dropped in."

Tim: "Hey, everyone."

Byron: "Holy shit!"

Ruth: "Byron."

Byron: "Sorry."

Jordan: "Look at his hair! Why's he allowed to dye his hair and I'm not?"

Tim: "Because I'm a big boy? Hey, Sophie."

Sophie: "Hey."

Tim: "Where's Bruce?"

Ruth: "Gone to work already. Byron, go get your sister and Lockie up, please."

Tim: "Is that Claire?"

Anna: "Yep."

Tim: "Jesus, she's huge!"

Anna: "That tends to happen to babies, yeah."

Anna: "Chuck her in the chair for me?"

Tim: "Sure."

Anna: "Don't let her cough on you, she's got the lurgy."

Tim: "Poor Claire."

Anna: "She's a bloody champion about it, though."

Ruth: "How long are you planning to stay?"

Tim: "I don't know. I didn't really think it through."

Anna: "There's a surprise."

Lachlan: "Tim!"

Tim: "Hey, Lockie. Come here."

Lachlan: "You can have my bed!"

Tim: "What about my bed?"

Lachlan: "I'll have your bed."

Anna: "I really don't think you want his bed, Lachlan."

Ruth: "Anna."

Anna: "Sorry."

Ngaire: "God, look at your hair!"

Tim: "It's great, right?"

Ngaire: "It looks like it smells."

Tim: "You look like you smell."

Ngaire: "Look great, smell great."

Tim: "Look delusional to me."

Ruth: "That's enough, now, children. Sit."

Tim: "I can't get over how huge she is."

Anna: "The miraculous growing human child!"

Ruth: "Didn't you see her when you came back for - last month?"

Anna: "No, he only saw Colin and me."

Tim: "Sorry about that."

Anna: "It wasn't exactly family reunion material."

Tim: "Yeah, true."

Byron: "Why are you back, anyway?"

Tim: "What, you're not happy to see me?"

Anna: "Oh, for - must you always steal my food? It's the same thing! Look!"

Tim: "Give her mine."

Anna: "Thanks."

Tim: "You'd think after nine months she'd have gotten sick of second-hand food."

Anna: "You'd think so, but you'd be wrong. No luck; she wants mummy's food. Of course. Thanks anyway."

Jordan: "She's trying to starve you to death."

Anna: "She's trying to make me crazy, is what."

Ruth: "I bet you did the same to your mum. You three did."

Lachlan: "Did I?"

Ruth: "You were the worst!"

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